F4A - Free4all License v.0.1

            Copyleft 2011 by Markus Schmidt <schmidt@boomshop.net>

Everyone is permitted to copy and distribute verbatim copies of this license
document, while changing and adding some conspiracy theories is desirable.

                                 1. Preamble

It is easier to copy and paste it from the website, although it comes like a
twelve year old heading for hugs (I will talk about with my psychatric caretaker
in the next license or so):

Once again – licensing is completely overrated – my wiener is long enough to
give a shit for. Instead of asking for donation or something like that please
spend some bucks to the next best rough sleeper you’ll meet or to some of the
guys our governments, banks and corporations have beaten the shit out of all
over the world – confirmed, paid and legitimated by us. Thank you.

                            2. TERMS AND CONDITIONS

There are none. Do whatever you like, harm no cats and other noninvolved beings
and keep an eye on your electrolyte balance are not more than good advices and
will never be part of this license.

...

OK, The longer I think about the funnier the image is getting about forcing all
users of this program to sacrifice a cute kitty cat once a month and to publish
a picture of the case on a free image hoster of his choice. But perhaps thats
funny only to me due to my fucked-up childhood and better shouldn't be part of
this licensing procedure at all.

                             3. Basic Permissions

The user of this program is allowed to drive as long as he owns a valid driving
license issued by his local gouvernment. The user is even allowed to print out
a modified version of this source code (try some stimulating ascii art for
example) and to wrap it around his primary sexual characteristics as long as he
resides in a private area. Drinking about five or six glasses of water a day
couldn't harm either and shall never be prohibited by this or any derivated
licensing construct or any ascii art built upon.

                   4. Interpretation of Sections 1, 2 and 3
                    
Read the Principia Discordia. Read it once more. Believing in Eris could help a
bit, too.

         5. Disclaimer of Warranty, Limitation of Liability and Patents
         
If you want to fuck me - fuck you.

                              7. Additional Terms

With opening this document the user accepted to vote for an official
investigation in the circumstance that the number 6. is missing. Additionally
the user distinguishes himself as the next candidate for the miss-marple-award
in the category "captain obvious" whe he realizes that there is nothing in this
world that can limit his handling of this software. You can't steal something
you already own. Just to be clear for the bean counters.