Okay, all you burglars, terrorists, thiefs, snatchers, pilferers, stealers, jackers, filchers, larcenists, purloiners and scroungers out there who are stealing my open source music, software, icons, graphics, themes and other stuff every fuckin‘ day – YOU SUCKERS HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!1 I won’t hesitate to snitch your dirty and antisocial behavior to the most faithful, bravest and honest agency of The Free World™!!!!!11onehundredeleven
So start quaking with fear as soon as you see this heroic and trusty swastika seal!!!!1
And don’t think I’m joking, this is fucking serious!!
Please imagine that this seal applies to any of my very important products (VIP) even if it is not visible (e.g. while listening to an mp3). If you want to support me then please add this seal as the starter icon respectively the album cover of an audio file.
Please note: If you won’t stop stealing my media and software I’ll add a starter screen containing this seal to every software staying on your desktop for 3600 minutes respectively adding a spoken warning describing the look and text of this seal for the same duration before the main program will start.
Thank you very much for being my loyally customers and please don’t stop using my stuff just because I openly try to scare the shit out of you while using my work.
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Mittwoch,, 15. August 2012 @ 02:45.
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Thank you very much!! You're doing an essential job for the development of open source software! The following points aren't meant as dogmas but as a clue, decide for yourself what you think could be useful in troubleshooting.
- Please...
- ...state name and version of your operating system / desktop environment
- ...state the version of the program you're using
- ...be detailed in what is happening and what you expected to happen
- ...try to provide some deeper information (like xplanetFX logs or the output of the program when started in a terminal window)
- ...speak to me as a human being, don't think I'm a bot.
Herzlichen Dank!! Fehlerberichte sind essentiell für die Entwicklung von Open-Source-Software! Die folgenden Punkte sind keine Dogmen, sondern sollen eher Anhaltspunkte darstellen; entscheide selbst, ob sie für die Fehlersuche hilfreich sein könnten.
- Bitte...
- ...nenne den Namen und die Version Deines Betriebssystems / Deiner Desktopumgebung
- ...nenne die Version des von Dir benutzten Programms
- ...beschreibe möglichst genau, was passiert und was Du erwartest, was passieren sollte
- ...stelle möglichst tiefergehende Informationen zur Verfügung (xplanetFX Logs oder die Ausgabe des Programms im Terminalfenster)
- ...sprich mit mir, wie mit einem Menschen, ich bin kein Automat.